Lilacyu's Blog

This is the driving-me-crazy family doctor:

Once upon a time, before I was pregnant, I went to her to have a check up, and I told her that I would like to make sure everything was fine with me before getting preganant. I told her that I always experienced irregular  menstruation and felt that my hormones change was not steady. Guess what? Here was her suggestion. ” Ok, I can prescribe you some birth control pills and they will help you balance the Hormones”. Da—, did you hear me, Dr. did I just tell you that I am trying to have a baby?

Another time, I went to her for my breakout on face, and she looked at me and said, ” Do you want to have some birth control pills, those are very effective on pimples?”  “Oh, No, I don’t want to take medication, doctor.” I replied. ” Then I can not help you”. End of the story. As soon as I got out of her office, I went to a walk-in clinic and got a magic tube of cream that killed my pimples right away.

Today, I went to her for some minor bleeding problem. Here is the most embarrassing thing in the world. She said to me, ” Go and lie on the bed, I will check on you”. If you are a girl, you will know what doctors usually do when they say they will check on you. So I sat on the medical bed and started to stripe off my pants. All of the sudden, she said ” You don’t need to take off your pants. I will later send you to an ultra-sound” Oh, Lord, good thing I still have my panties on. I quicked pulled back my jeans and kept my mouth shut even though I wanted to swear. After a brief check, she asked, ” Looks like your hormones change is abnormal, do you want to take some birth control pills?” COME ON, Dr. are you a sales representative for some birth control giant corporation? Stop feeding me with those god-damn pills! Maybe you should go to China and work for the Family Planning and Birth Control Bureau.  B.T.W. I only have one child, you don’t have to treat me like that.

LORD have mercy.